Tips From A Superhero #2

Do NOT smile like this for your senior photo: 

or look scared of the teacher:

or swim in your tuxedo:

or cross your legs (if you're a guy):

or examine your hand while combing your whiskers:

and last of all:

if you're gonna do the whole "rub-a-dub-dub, three men in a tub thing," have THREE men in the tub, and not TWO!

people these days... *sigh*