It is with the saddest heart that I must pass on the
following news:
Please join me in remembering a great icon of the
entertainment community.
The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection
and complications from repeated pokes in the belly.
He was 71.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.
Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects,
including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker,
the Hostess Twinkies and Captain Crunch.
The grave site was piled high with flours.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described
Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.
Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life
was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting
much of his dough on half-baked schemes.
Despite being a little flaky at times, he still, as a crusty
old man, was considered a roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough; two children
John Dough and Jane Dough; plus they had one in the oven.
He is also survived by his elderly father Pop Tart.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
-Taken from http://funnybizblog.com/funny-stuff/pillsbury-doughboy-obituary-
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